Stupid Quiz Spam Crap

There is a new evil that is sweeping the sad, sad world of the internet... the quiz. Next time you look at anything on the internet where people can contact you beware... MSN, email, myspace .. whatever... fear the almighty time wasting quiz.

The main culprit is myspace bulletins... it makes it easy for people because they don't have to actually address it to someone so they can dodge the awkwardness of not getting any reply and also not seeming like they wany sympathy , though they really REALLY do.

If you have not been lucky(?) enough to get one of these stupid quiz's here are a few example questions...

How much does it take to make you laugh?
How many sheep do you want on your farm?
Which wizard of Oz character are you most like?
Do you like eating icecream out of the carton?
Do you think Giant anacondas really have a purpose on this earth?

What the fuck?! Are there actually answers to any of these questions that aren't massively sarcastic or intentionally stupid? Seriously, how do you answer the anacondas question? NO, there is no place for them here... only on planes?! Dear me.

Please stop the vile filth that is the quiz... or at least come up with some funny or interesting, non sympathy-chasing, shitty answers. And stop sending them to me.

2006-10-26 22:41:00

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