The trip has taken months of planning and preparation to get to this stage. We had to spend millions of pounds and endure hundreds of jabs to be able to set out on this adventure!

Click here to find out the extent of the preparation.

Keep track of where we are, where we have been and what damage we caused there by clicking here. We will try to keep you informed as we go.

The primary plan: Go get a beer (or 10) in as many countries as possible in just under 6 months.

The secondary plan: Check out some other cultures. Suppose we may as well, since we are there anyway.

Click here to read the full plan and itinerary.

Click a team member's name to find out more::

John Greenidge - The Menace
Pete Smith - The Simple Northerner
Dai Williams - The Welsh Hermit
Ruairi Hyland - The French Connection
Richard Johnson - The Showman

Email any member of Team Menace at the following emails - pete@mockage.com , ruairi@mockage.com , dai@mockage.com , john@mockage.com , rich@mockage.com

Also you can use the mockage forum to keep in touch with us, each other, or to find other lonely people with nothing else to do. Click here for forum